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The Huge Dildo Home Page

Dedicated to those who know (or want to know) the pleasures of the mouth, throat, ass, and guts being filled and stretched and rhythmically pumped by adult toys that are longer than anything available in your local adult shoppe. Since the author is a gay man, this website will have that point of view, but the information presented here can be useful to any man or woman.

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