The Huge Dildo Homepage was originally run by Swallow on GeoCities. It was a very popular and informative site, and we had exchanged occasional email with Swallow. Then the pages disappeared. We wrote to Swallow to ask what happened, but received no response. A discussion of these pages came up on the Handball Mailing List, and as a result someone sent us some of the pages that they had saved. We decided to post them on our amateur porn site,, so that this incredible information would not be lost.

Then, Swallow contacted us again! He told us that he had been taking a vacation from cyber space for a couple of years. And since he did not think that he would be putting the Huge Dildo pages up again any time soon, he sent us a copy of the entire site! We posted the complete pages on our site. But that site has been inactive for a few years, so the pages weren't available. We recently changed into a blog site, and since these pages don't fit into a blog structure very well, we decided to give them their own site again.

We do not suggest or recommend that anyone attempt the techniques described in these pages. They are presented here for your entertainment only. We did not write these pages, and cannot answer any questions about them. We have not heard from Swallow in many years, and do not know how to contact him.We also strongly recommend that you read this Important Information before trying anything described in these pages!

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Definition Of "Huge Dildo"

By "huge" I mean long, not fat. There are comical dildos available that would not fit into any bodily orifice except maybe an elephant's ass. These might make cute gifts as a gag (ahem), but that's all.

No, what I'm referring to is a dildo that's the diameter of the average cock, the diameter of the average double-ended dildo available at any adult novelty store or adult book store ... but MUCH LONGER. For beginners, any standard double headed dildo will do just fine (except for the little teeny ones the size of hot dogs), and I recommend that you get one of these if you're totally new to this whole scene.

When you've gotten some experience with standard dildos, however, it's time to graduate to The Huge Dildo. Some day, some sweet day in the future, some company will make a ton of money by selling Huge Dildos. Right now, nobody does. The longest you can get are usually 18 inches. But the throat is capable of much more than that... TWICE that much! As I have discovered, it's possible to deep-throat at least 36 inches! That's a full yard, more than half my height! (I'm only 5' 9").

At first I tried to glue two dildos together. Disaster: most glues fail to hold very well. Then I tried Super Glue. It worked pretty well, but I was always afraid that it'd come apart inside my throat, which would probably result in a fascinating autopsy report.

Then it hit me! A combination of inspiration, pure genius, and really good rum led me to discover the secret of Huge Dildos!

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