The Huge Dildo Homepage was originally run by Swallow on GeoCities. It was a very popular and informative site, and we had exchanged occasional email with Swallow. Then the pages disappeared. We wrote to Swallow to ask what happened, but received no response. A discussion of these pages came up on the Handball Mailing List, and as a result someone sent us some of the pages that they had saved. We decided to post them on our amateur porn site,, so that this incredible information would not be lost.

Then, Swallow contacted us again! He told us that he had been taking a vacation from cyber space for a couple of years. And since he did not think that he would be putting the Huge Dildo pages up again any time soon, he sent us a copy of the entire site! We posted the complete pages on our site. But that site has been inactive for a few years, so the pages weren't available. We recently changed into a blog site, and since these pages don't fit into a blog structure very well, we decided to give them their own site again.

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How The Hell Do You Perform Your Famous "All The Way" Stunt?

My most popular stunt, requested by more and more people at orgies and parties, is what I call my "All The Way" stunt. Here's what the audience sees: I bend over a table, and a happy volunteer lubes up one of my huge dildos and shoves it up my ass. I talk dirty and make lewd comments about the volunteer and his parentage. When the huge dildo is about halfway inside me, I tell the volunteer to leave the last foot or so sticking out of my ass.

As soon as I feel the huge dildo to be in the right position, I stand up and turn around slowly so that everybody can see that it's just me in my bare skin and a huge dildo sticking out of my ass. Nothing up my sleeve, as it were. Then I start an erotic bump and grind, massaging my stomach and chest, and sucking in my stomach so hard that the huge dildo slowly gets sucked into my ass without touching it. Since this is a rare sight, the audience stares at the huge dildo as it slowly snakes into my guts, and they always applaud wildly when I turn around and show them the head of the huge dildo disappearing into my ass. The audience thinks that's the end of the stunt, but the fun has just begun!

I turn back around and continue the bump and grind and sucking in my stomach. To the amazement of the audience, I deep-massage my stomach and move my hands in such a way that it appears that the huge dildo is being sucked even farther and farther inside, around and around inside my guts! Then I look suddenly surprised, then delighted, and with my eyes wide with amazement I put a hand on my throat and act as if the huge dildo has come all the way through my body and is now in my throat. The audience always laughs and then gasps as my lips part ever so slightly and what looks like the head of the huge dildo appears! Suspecting a trick, they laugh again, but then gasp again as I open my mouth and the entire head of the huge dildo slowly emerges! I point to it and to the volunteer. He grabs it and pulls ... and the entire huge dildo slides out of my throat and I gasp for air as the audience goes wild. Although this is always the last stunt of the evening, I mingle with the audience for a little while so that they never suspect what really happened.

Here's how I perform the illusion. (I'm not a magician, so I don't mind telling. I'd actually love to watch somebody else do it some day! Maybe you!) There are, of course, two huge dildos, not just one. The table is covered with a cloth. As I'm getting ass-fucked with the first huge dildo, lying face-down on the table, I'm talking up a storm to remove any suspicion that I will have a second dildo hiding in my throat. On the far side of the table lies the second huge dildo, unseen by the audience. Between the moment when I instruct the volunteer when to stop shoving and the moment when I stand up, I have enough time to reach down and grab the second dildo and deep-throat its entire length. From that moment on, I cannot talk or even breathe.

Then the fun begins! As I'm sucking the dildo into my ass, I have to be careful not to reveal in any way that my throat is hiding the other huge dildo, so I keep my face looking downwards to hide the bulge in my neck, and I distract the audience with all that bumping and grinding and feeling myself up. Once the huge dildo in my ass is completely inside, I do not really suck it any further inside, because I can't. It completely fills my large intestine and wouldn't go any further even if I wanted it to. But the illusion requires a minute or so of commotion, so I really get into it, and to tell the truth, I'm secretly enjoying the feeling of my hands on my skin and the feeling of two huge dildos being inside me at the same time. Since the volunteer is not involved, nobody notices that I'm not saying anything. After all, they didn't invite me to listen to me! They're feasting their eyes and waiting to see how deep into my guts that huge dildo will go.

After a minute or so, when I feel that I'm starting to lose my air supply, I slowly reverse-swallow the huge dildo in my throat. The initial timing is important for dramatic effect. From then on, it's not an illusion at all. The volunteer really does pull a huge dildo out of my throat, but of course it isn't the same one that he shoved up my ass. That one is still up my ass, resting in my gut. The gasp I give when the huge dildo is pulled from my throat is a real gasp; it has been two minutes of sweaty exertion since my last breath! No suspicion arises that there is a huge dildo still inside me, because I keep my stomach muscles tight (the normal dildo-bulge is not visible) and I mingle amiably for a while, secretly delighted at the feeling of a huge dildo inside me and by the fact that this stunt always brings the house down. It's always the final stunt of the evening because I don't want to take the chance of the huge dildo inside me being discovered; that would ruin the illusion. I wait until I'm home to retrieve the huge dildo in my gut. On the way home, I can feel the car's vibrations along the whole length of my gut. That gets me so horny! My car is the biggest damn vibrator available! But I digress.

The moral of this story (I'll bet you never heard of a DILDO story with a MORAL before, huh?) is that it is possible to have a dildo all the way inside you (either end) without fear of it getting stuck. You just have to know what you're doing. Unlike piano practice, huge dildo practice is pure fun! So practice, practice, practice!

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