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Don't Dildos Taste Funny?

Yes, but so does cum, and that never stopped you, did it? :-)

Truth is, they have no taste, but most of them have an unmistakable smell. It's that smell that bothers some people.

Besides which, dildos do not all smell alike. Most have that latex smell, kinda like a cross between peanut butter and skin lotion. I have come to love that smell! Others have a simpler plastic smell that's easy to get used to. Some have almost no smell at all, but I can never predict this before buying it, and shoppe owners are not keen on the idea of customers ripping open packages to sniff at the merchandise!

If strong smells bother you, then do not buy dildos made of actual rubber. They smell like car tires. Yuck.

By the way, dildos contain a solvent (a "plasticizer") that keeps them soft and flexible. The smell is caused by that solvent slowly evaporating out of the dildo. Does this mean that over time the smell will diminish as the solvent is depleted? Yes, and that's nice, but it has a downside: it also means the dildo will get harder. As soon as a dildo gives the slightest hint of being unable to bend easily in your intestine or stomach, retire it from use. Throw it away, or frame it and hang it on the wall, but stop using it. If you only deep-throat it, and if it's short enough not to have to coil up in your stomach, then you can keep using it almost forever, because the throat is a very straight passageway.

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