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I take physical health very seriously. As a Southern California lifeguard, I have to keep my body in top-notch condition. My friends say I'm memorable inside and out, and I don't think they are referring to indoors and outdoors. If you are lucky, you look as healthy as I do.

Wanna see me deep-throat the full length of a 36-inch dildo? Or ram it all the way up my ass? That's my passion: sinking huge dildos inch by inch into my smooth, tanned body. Preferably with help. And an audience.

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